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June 29, 2011

Chukat Limerick

Hukkat contains one of the most obscure passages in the Torah – the “Red Heifer.” The text teaches that if a heifer is born that is completely red, it is to be be burned and it’s ashes are to be used for purification rituals- particulary in the case of those who have come in contact […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks
Tagged With: Hukkat

June 20, 2011

Korach Limerick

This week’s torah portion tells the story of  Korach, who tried to wrest power from Moses along with his partners, Dotan  and Abiram and 150 other leaders of the community.  Korach says:  “You’ve gone too far, [Moses], for ALL of the people are holy.  Why do you raise yourself up above God’s congregation?” Ultimately, Korach and […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks
Tagged With: Korach

June 15, 2011

Shelach Lecha Limerick

In this week’s parasha, Shelach Lecha, Moses sends 12 spies to scout out the land of Canaan.  They spend 40 days and nights in the  land (a familiar number, yes?) and return bearing fruits – grapes pomegranates and figs so large that it takes two people to carry them.  10 of the spies report that […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks
Tagged With: Shelach-Lecha

June 5, 2011

Behaalotecha

This week’s parasha, Behaalotecha, picks up a familiar theme for anyone who knows the Jewish community: complaining. The Israelites are learning to deal with realities of life “on the road.”. God provides them with Manna-a mysterious food which appears in the morning and sustains their basic needs. Nonetheless, they crave variety and rise up against […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

June 2, 2011

Another Naso Limerick: the Priestly blessing

May God bless and guard your sacred space May God’s light fill your being with grace May you always be true So God’s presence shines through And reflect the true peace of God’s face.

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

May 29, 2011

NASO

I have two limericks for Naso. The first deals with the troubling rules of the Sotah – the suspected adultress. According to the text, if you suspect that your wife has been unfaithful, the Priests are to administer a special, bitter potion. If she is guilty, according to the text, her “thigh” will swell (euphemism […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

May 22, 2011

Bamidbar

This week we begin the book of Bamdbar – also known as numbers. Since Bamidbar begins with a census, this one is self-explanatory: As Moses prepared to alight On his journey through wilderness bright He counted all of the men Again and again To see who’d be able to fight

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

May 18, 2011

Another poetic parshan – “The Torah in Haiku”

Ed actually gave me the idea for this blog. Check his out. It’s great! http://www.thetorahinhaiku.com/

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

May 15, 2011

Behukotai

This week’s Torah portion, Behukotai, concludes the book of Leviticus/Vayikra. It contains a simple formula for staying in God’s graces: follow the Mitzvot and all will be well. But- if we stray from the path God sets out for us, we will experience terrible curses. The choice is ours. Of course, life doesn’t always work […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

May 11, 2011

Behar Limerick

Parashat Behar speaks of the Sabbatical and Jubilee years.  The basic idea behind these practices is that we need to give the land a rest – in the case of the Sabbatical (or Shmita) year – every 7 years.  Every 50 years, not only does the land get a rest, but all depts are forgiven, […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

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Rabbi Joe Black
Rabbi Black is Senior Rabbi of Temple Emanuel in Denver, Colorado. Prior to moving to Denver, he served as Senior Rabbi of Congregation Albert in Albuquerque, New Mexico from 1996-2010,and as Assistant then Associate Rabbi of Temple Israel in Minneapolis, Minnesota from 1987- 1996. He is married and has two children.Rabbi Joe Black is one of the most popular Jewish contemporary artists in the United States. He has been a featured performer at the Coalition for Alternatives in Jewish Education (CAJE) Conference as well as the Biennial Conventions of the Union for Reform Judaism. He has shared his music with hundreds of Jewish communities around the United States and Canada. He also has been featured in many acoustic music venues around the country. Rabbi Black has been honored as one of the “Top Ten Artists” in both the categories of “Jewish Children’s Music” and “Male, Adult Contemporary Jewish Music” by Moment Magazine and TARA Publications. His recordings have received accolades from sources as diverse asThe New York Times, Haddasah Magazine, Parent’s Choice, The American Library Journal and Kids First: The Coalition for Quality Children’s Video. While living in Chicago, he hosted the Emmy award winning television program, The Magic Door on WBBM TV.
Latest posts by Rabbi Joe Black (see all)
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