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February 9, 2012

Bo

The last of the plagues is the worst The death of the children born first Pharaoh’s heart it is broken God’s decree has been spoken 4 centuries of slavery’s reversed.

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

February 9, 2012

Vayera

Moses reveals what God will unveil To Pharaoh with great detail The Nile River, muddy Will turn gross and bloody Then come frogs, lice, flies mange, boils, and hail

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

January 11, 2012

Shemot Limerick

A new chapter – we move away from the story of patriarchs and focus on the saga of the Israelites. Joseph’s success at the end of Genesis shifts radically into enslavement. The new Pharoah who “did not know Joseph” is reminiscent of the fickle unpredictability of being a stranger in a strange land. Today’s hero […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

January 11, 2012

Vayechi Limerick

A new chapter – we move away from the story of patriarchs and focus on the saga of the Israelites. Joseph’s success at the end of Genesis shifts radically into enslavement. The new Pharoah who “did not know Joseph” is reminiscent of the fickle unpredictability of being a stranger in a strange land. Today’s hero […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

December 28, 2011

Vayigash Limerick

This week we come to the penultimate climax of the Joseph Saga. Having tested his brothers to find out  if they have changed over the years – to see, perhaps if they have repented for selling into slavery –  he is overcome by emotion. He sends everyone away and reveals his true identity to his […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

December 19, 2011

Miketz Limerick

Joseph is in Egypt. He has risen to the head of Potiphar’s household, and fallen to the depths of prison. But as this roller coaster ride of a story teaches, those who are in the depths will rise to great heights. His fame as an interpreter of dreams brings him to Pharoah who tells him […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

December 12, 2011

Vayeshev Limerick

The Joseph story is the longest in the book of Genesis. It truly is the classic tale of resentment, favoritism, divine intervention and the rise and fall….and rise and fall…and rise and fall of a hero. We first meet Joseph as a pampered favorite child who quickly earns the resentment of his brothers. They plot […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

December 5, 2011

Vayishlach Limerick

Vayishlach tells the story of Jacob preparing to meet his brother, Esau after years of estrangment. The night before the fateful reunion is to take place, Jacob has an encounter with a strange being. They wrestle until dawn at which point the mysterious being – perhaps an angel, perhaps an avatar of Jacob’s own insecurities […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

November 29, 2011

Vayetzei Limerick

In this week’s torah portion, we learn about Jacob and how he fled from his brother Esau after stealing his birthright and deceiving his father, Isaac. On the way to Haran, he dreams of a ladder reaching to the heavens with angels ascending and descending. Fleeing Esau, Jacob must go To Haran where his fortune […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

November 25, 2011

Toldot Limerick

Oy! Such a disnfunctional family! Isaac gets blindsided (literally) by his wife and son. Jacob cheats Esau. Esau vows revenge. Rebecca teaches her son to cheat…. No wonder so many Jews become psychiatrists (and patronize them….) While Jacob was cooking a meal Esau returned from the field He said gimme’ some stew Jake said, “Sure, […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

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Rabbi Joe Black
Rabbi Black is Senior Rabbi of Temple Emanuel in Denver, Colorado. Prior to moving to Denver, he served as Senior Rabbi of Congregation Albert in Albuquerque, New Mexico from 1996-2010,and as Assistant then Associate Rabbi of Temple Israel in Minneapolis, Minnesota from 1987- 1996. He is married and has two children.Rabbi Joe Black is one of the most popular Jewish contemporary artists in the United States. He has been a featured performer at the Coalition for Alternatives in Jewish Education (CAJE) Conference as well as the Biennial Conventions of the Union for Reform Judaism. He has shared his music with hundreds of Jewish communities around the United States and Canada. He also has been featured in many acoustic music venues around the country. Rabbi Black has been honored as one of the “Top Ten Artists” in both the categories of “Jewish Children’s Music” and “Male, Adult Contemporary Jewish Music” by Moment Magazine and TARA Publications. His recordings have received accolades from sources as diverse asThe New York Times, Haddasah Magazine, Parent’s Choice, The American Library Journal and Kids First: The Coalition for Quality Children’s Video. While living in Chicago, he hosted the Emmy award winning television program, The Magic Door on WBBM TV.
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