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April 18, 2012

Shemini Limerick

This week we read about the final dedication of the Mishkan.  Aaron offers up the priestly sacrifce and it is accepted.  Then his two sons, Nadav and Abihu offer up an addition al sacrifice that wasn’t in the game plan.  The text says that they used:  “Aish Zarah” – strange or foreign fire and were punished […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

April 3, 2012

Tzav Limerick

Aaron and sons are ordained Their job is carefully explained It’s oily and bloody Messy and muddy No wonder their robes get all stained!

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

April 3, 2012

Vayikra Limerick

The Olah is completely consumed The Minchah is very perfumed Zevach Shelamim: Sacrifice of well being But with Asham and Chatat sin’s presumed

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

April 3, 2012

Vayakhel-Pikudei Limerick

When the Mishkan was finally erected The Israelites all felt connected The people’s largesse Gave God an address And the tablets were safely protected

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

April 3, 2012

Ki Tissa Limerick

With Aaron in charge of the fold The people could not be controlled When they cried out for Moses He took rings from their noses And made them a calf of pure Gold

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

April 3, 2012

Tetzaveh Limerick

The High Priest has fabulous clothes Resplendent from head to his toes With his Urim and Tummim And colors a bloomin’ People see him wherever he goes

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks

February 20, 2012

Terumah

This week, we learn about the elaborate details surrounding the erection of the Mishkah – the tabernacle in the Wilderness.   For a group of wandering former slaves, this was quite an edifice! Moses gave an elaborate list For the Mishkan that did consist Of lapis lazuli Gold Silver and Jewelry So God could live in our […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks
Tagged With: Terumah

February 14, 2012

Mishpatim

“An eye for an eye – a tooth for a tooth” — the Lex Talionus.  No commandment in the Torah is more misunderstood.  As Ghandi is reputed to have said:”If every body followed this commandment, the whole world would be blind and toothless”  (My paraphrase – no sources checked…) Jewish tradition has always understood this […]

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks
Tagged With: Mishpatim

February 9, 2012

Yitro

At Sinai the shofar was sounded While thunder and lightning abounded We stood side by side While Moses inscribed 10 laws on which our faith is founded.

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks
Tagged With: Yitro

February 9, 2012

BeShalach

The Israelites crossing the sea Comprehend that at last they are free When the waters they part They sing from their heart: “O God who is like unto Thee?”

Rabbi Joe Black
Filed Under: Torah Limericks
Tagged With: Beshalach

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Rabbi Joe Black
Rabbi Black is Senior Rabbi of Temple Emanuel in Denver, Colorado. Prior to moving to Denver, he served as Senior Rabbi of Congregation Albert in Albuquerque, New Mexico from 1996-2010,and as Assistant then Associate Rabbi of Temple Israel in Minneapolis, Minnesota from 1987- 1996. He is married and has two children.Rabbi Joe Black is one of the most popular Jewish contemporary artists in the United States. He has been a featured performer at the Coalition for Alternatives in Jewish Education (CAJE) Conference as well as the Biennial Conventions of the Union for Reform Judaism. He has shared his music with hundreds of Jewish communities around the United States and Canada. He also has been featured in many acoustic music venues around the country. Rabbi Black has been honored as one of the “Top Ten Artists” in both the categories of “Jewish Children’s Music” and “Male, Adult Contemporary Jewish Music” by Moment Magazine and TARA Publications. His recordings have received accolades from sources as diverse asThe New York Times, Haddasah Magazine, Parent’s Choice, The American Library Journal and Kids First: The Coalition for Quality Children’s Video. While living in Chicago, he hosted the Emmy award winning television program, The Magic Door on WBBM TV.
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